Who lives in the garden?
Residents of the Garden of Delights
Teabag Von Aftenthymes
Nate’s laboratory assistant and Teabagger. To clear up some confusion – although Teabag was actually created by Nate in his laboratory there was an unfortunate accident in a time machine with three Viagra pills and Teabag. He shot back in time and accidentally created an entire family line afterwards. Even though Teabag’s second name is Von Aftenthymes (with a silent “T”) his family is referred to as the bag-family because of their first names. We first heard about them in episode #84.
- His family include:
- Early Gray.
- Lapsang Souchong who lives in China
- Darjeeling who lives in India
- Rooibos from Africa (known for his stomach gases)
- Chamomile whose origin is unknown.
This family died in episode #85 and #86 when Teabag killed them. However, they were later brought back to life by the use of the time machine.
The Dalai Lama
The Dalai Lama first appeared in PGP #90, but is destined to make a comeback very soon (as of 10th November 2019).
Junkie fox consulting detective.
Moved to the garden after death.
Undead Johnny Cash
Whispering Chet Chitlins
A musician who has played with everyone, been everywhere & done everything – or so he says.
Dr. Hilbas the banjo playing cat.
Roman Troy Half-righteous – DJ from W.A.N.K. Radio
The villagers from Little Fingrin’hole
Richie Onions (pornographer and pimp that tried to corrupt Teabag in origins). – Episode #82.
DJ Pongo Snodgrass Punk DJ from the Garden of Delights. – Episode #140.
Mr. & Mrs. Mysterious (aka. Mysterious George and his wife) – Mysterious George is known for making a mysterious mountain out of a molehill, having a flaccid penis and his wife has huge tits.
Michael Grimes: Toad at large – reporter from the Garden of Delights Daily News
Ruby Texas: Nate’s uppity yoga teacher, ex WWANK wrestler.
Dr. Quack: Mentioned in episode #93 with reference to Teabag’s infected testicles. Local doctor in the village. Nothing exciting happened with him as of yet.
Posti Rur: Ass-faced friend to Nate that saved him in episode #94 from the …
Hag-Milf: Milf witch, purveyor of famous pornographic films like “The Hook & The Worm” – episode #93 and #94 (The Cursed Faraway Tree series).
Richard Humblebee – Film maker featured in episode #149 – he has an assistant Sella Centipede who has a cute voice.
Ruby Texas – Nate’s personal trainer and yoga trainer. Ex-wrestler Ruby Texas.